PICTURES OF EDWARD DOLLEN ARE PROBABLY FORTHCOMING
(WHAT? I HAVE WATCH THAT PAGE SET TO UPDATE ME ON CHANGES, STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT)
EOWYN, SIT HERE AND PRESS REFRESH CONTINUOUSLY FOR ME OKAY
"ARE YOU GONNA BUY HIM? ARE YOU ARE YOU?"
LOOK WE HAVE TO SEE HOW HIDEOUS HE IS FIRST OKAY
"I DON'T CARE"
"E, seriously, get some standards."
"YOU HAVE TO GET HIM OKAY"
AS SOON AS I GET SOME MONEYS
IT WILL NOT BE EASY IN THIS ECONOMY
"WE WILL CHIP IN SERIOUSLY I DON'T KNOW WHAT WITH BUT WE WILL"
WHY IS THERE STILL NOTHING ON THE PAGE
"God, you two deserve each other."
(More from the Secret Life of Dolls.)