
Look, I just saw a tiny glimpse in my email and I was kind of traumatized but I haven't looked at the whole picture yet--

Okay, look: everyone gather around, we're only going to do this once.







No, sweetie--I don't know if they're going to have an Alice at all. He said it would depend on how well Edward and Bella sold.


Okay then--everyone's here? Hold on:
There is a very, very long silence.




DON'T HIT HER, ANNA!




LOOK, WE WILL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER!


Oh God. I am not looking forward to waking up and having that staring me in the face.

Well, I mean--they always update the pictures as time goes on, they always go through a couple of prototypes! Lyra's face changed! Elizabeth's face changed! It'll get better! DON'T HIT ME, ANNA!

SANTA WILL NOT BRING YOU ANY WEAPONS IF YOU GO ON LIKE THIS, ANNA!

MAYBE I WON'T PUT THEM ON YOUR SHELF! MAYBE IT'S NOT YOUR FUCKING SHELF!



So Galadriel's shepherding everyone back to The Shelf (Anna is sulking over on my nightstand, stabbing my herbal sleep mask with her dagger) and something on the shelf below her happens to catch my eye. I pick it up--I'm sure you can guess what it is--and open it to the page with the white and gold belt hanging out.
His gold eyes grew very soft. "You said you loved me."
"You knew that already," I reminded him, ducking my head.
"It was nice to hear, just the same."
I hid my face against his shoulder.
"I love you," I whispered.
"You are my life now," he answered simply.
Eowyn sidles up, looking very embarrassed. "So... sorry I was reading your book and all..."
"No, no, it's cool... you can read anything you want. Look, I'll get you..." I have some little blue ribbons among the clutter on my desk--I think they were tied on a couple of Webkinz or something--and I put one in the book to keep her place and give her the belt back. She gives me a shy little smile and goes back to dish with Purple Arwen and Galadriel.
Y'all, I have got to get that girl a Faramir.
(More from the Secret Life of Dolls.)


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