Cleolinda Jones (cleolinda) wrote,
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Golden Globes liveblog #9

Y'all, I feel so uninspired tonight. I feel like iceberg lettuce. And these are the Drinky Oscars. I'm gonna have to go into snark training for the real thing if I'm gonna put in a better showing than this.

Here's Renee Zellweger in sweet God almighty what is that thing. It's like--the transparent black neck/top, like on Sally Hawkins' and Laura Dern's dresses, but then the whole bodice keeps on being sheer (with a neutral bodice underneath), and then a big black kind-of mermaid skirt, and straps but also off-the-shoulder poofs and her hair is insane. Oh my God what the hell.

Also, she presents a clip from The Reader.

(Kate Winslet can be seen expressing shock to a tablemate that they showed a nakedish scene.)

FALLING BEHIND, FALLING BEHIND! Terrence Howard and Megan Fox (sparkly neutral/gold sheath) are here to present

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MINISERIES OR A MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

Ralph Fiennes, "Bernard and Doris"
Paul Giammatti, "John Adams"
Kevin Spacey, "Recount"
Kiefer Sutherland, "24: Redemption"
Tom Wilkinson, "Recount"

Kiefer rubs his hands evilly, which cracks me up. Paul Giamatti wins. Wow, them's some sideburns right there--what movie must those be for? "This was a job, this was a hell of a job, this tiny little costume movie," he says, thanking Tom Hanks and a few others: "Fine men!" Hanks nods back Very Seriously at him. "Wilkinson--got me smoking again on this one, Wilkinson." Wait, they filmed in Hungary? What?

A shot of Leonardo DiCaprio chewing something very tensely. I don't know.

Glenn Close (high-necked tastefully sparkly gold)and Laurence Fishburne (black on black, red tie)! Help! I suddenly can't type fast enough!

TV SERIES, MUSICAL OR COMEDY

"Californication"
"Entourage"
"The Office"
"30 Rock"
"Weeds"

So... wait, did they just show us a clip of David Duchovny getting a vasectomy? I don't even want to know why Rainn Wilson was pretending to give birth. 30 Rock wins. Tracy Morgan: "Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Obama won, I would speak for the show from now on. [Big audience laugh.] Post-racial America! Welcome to post-racial America!" I think he may have also said "SUCK IT, CATE BLANCHETT!," but I missed the first part of that. ("Deal with it, Cate Blanchett!" That's what it was. See, because she's really white, and...) He's going off about the lady who makes the tacos the way he likes them when Alec Baldwin runs up, whispers in his ear, and Morgan switches back to thanking Jeff Zucker. Hee.


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