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The lazy Monday I promised myself

New Awesomeness Initiative unresolution: Be less neurotic. I almost think I'm so neurotic (example: being too squeamish to check my own email for an important reply) because I'm accustomed to being neurotic. Like, because I'm used to it, this is a behavioral baseline in my mind. And, well--you know the saying "Fake it till you make it." I'm just going to have to pretend to be someone who has her shit together until maybe I actually do.

Anyway:

The Deathly Hallows of Online Community [LiveJournal], or, Valleywag's poison-pen letter to the "revolting," fanfic-writing LJ userbase and "relentness weirdness that infects the site."

Quick Golden Globes spam:

Sting's beard makes Colin Farrell die a little inside.

A Golden Globes Blind Item: Who got a little too drinky and started badmouthing the competition? Between the "It should be talent, not politics" bit and Robert Downey Jr.'s bitchface when he lost to The Late Heath Ledger... I am a sad panda.

Internet Unofficially Apologizes To Tina Fey.

ABC hopes 'Slumdog' can revive 'Millionaire.'

Golden Globes Ceremony The Lowest-Rated Since 1996. This is the problem with award shows: you can't advertise the best parts in advance.

Regular linkspam:

Disease research lab likely to be in Kansas. "Despite concerns that an outbreak of foot-and-mouth disease on the U.S. mainland could devastate the nation's food supply, a Kansas town in the heart of cattle country may soon be home to a new lab where contagious animal diseases will be studied." You know, every time I read about this, I feel like I'm watching the first five minutes of a disaster movie.

From spooke: Fully functional, handmade leather BJD doll armor. I think the dolls in question are 30", so--far too big for the girls (11-12") or Elizabeth (16", although I would love to have some Chinese pirate armor for her).

(OH OH YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR ELIZABETH? The Chinese "princess" outfit. I keep hoping Tonner will make it, but who knows?)

'Evolution of Dance 2': Still grooving? The song choices aren't as good as the first one, IMO. Maybe I'm just easy, but the Vanilla Ice bit in the original had me on the floor the first time I saw it. (I think I enjoy his complete commitment to the task at hand.) I also like how the MC Hammer segment was devoted to all the lamest dance moves of the '90s (yes, children, we actually had a move called "the lawnmower").

The Cute, Friendly Side to the Monster Manual.

Man Of Steel, Woman Of Bondage? [NSFW]

For Free: Most X-Rated Parts Of X-Rated Book.

Poe's 200th Birthday Is Just As Weird As You'd Expect.

Images: LA Times Massive 2009 Preview - Plus 12 New Photos (including pics from some of the following links); New behind-the-scenes image from James Cameron's 'Avatar'; 'Where the Wild Things Are': The Beach; What the shit is that first picture?; RDJ filming Sherlock Holmes; First Look at Sideswipe--One of Those Morphing Monsters from 'Transformers 2'; Over 20 Stills from 'The Uninvited.'

Trailers: New Watchmen , Friday the 13th & Underworld TV Spots; Exclusive 'New in Town' TV Spot; Sundance Trailers: 'The Missing Person'; Unexciting New Trailer for John Madden's 'Killshot' (no, the English John Madden); First Look at a Deleted Scene from 'Mirrors'; Burn Away Important Brain Cells with the 'Miss March' Trailer.

Focus Features Announces 2009 Slate.

Eckhart Teases Two Face Return; Fanboys Freak Out; Who Created Dark Knight's Joker?; Gaiman's Batman A Lover, Not A Fighter.

Sienna Miller Squeezed Out Of Sherwood Forest By Russell Crowe?; Oo-de-lally! Russell Crowe's Weight, Badittude Threaten To Destroy Nottingham.

Walden Still Committed to Narnia Franchise.

Dan Radcliffe on Harry Potter Book Purists and Fans of the Films; Larger locket and ring images.

Taylor Lautner Talks ‘New Moon’ & Debuts Buffed Up Body ('Access Hollywood' Eager To Perv All Over Teenage 'Twilight' Star); Vanessa Hudgens did not, in fact, audition for 'New Moon'; Jackson Rathbone Thinks 'New Moon' Will Be 'Pretty Fantastic'; New Moon's Edi Gathegi on Taylor Lautner and a new director; Robert Pattinson Creates Cult Fiction.

EXCL: Neeson Hasn't Seen Script for Spielberg's Lincoln.

Brendan Fraser Joins Ford in 'Crowley' ("the true story of John and Aileen Crowley, whose two children had a rare genetic disorder").

Must Watch: Badass Trailer for Neo-Noir Sci-Fi 'Franklyn'; Ryan Phillippe's 'Franklyn' Loves Masks, Hates Religion: "Ryan Phillippe and his cast-mates Eva Green, Bernard Hill and Art Malik are featured in two separate storylines in 'Franklyn.' One takes place in the present, and the other is a futuristic world oppressed by a government that forces everyone everyone to choose a religion (it doesn't matter what kind). Phillippe plays an atheist superhero/vigilante who shakes things up for that dystopian future. While the characters exist in both realities, it takes a murder to them all together."

Jim Caviezel reveals his passion for 'The Prisoner'—and his co-star.

Taylor Kitsch on Gambit (X-Men Origins: Wolverine) and 'Friday Night Lights.'

Inkheart's Eliza Bennett will time-travel in her next fantasy film.

Cate Blanchett Eager To Find Director For ‘Cancer Vixen’ Adaptation.

Headey Bows Out of 'Black Death': "This reunites Janssen with GoldenEye's Sean Bean who, here, is a man seeking a necromancer during the first outbreak of bubonic plague in England. Rupert Friend is said to co-star."

Rhona Mitra talks exclusively about being the new vampire in 'Underworld: Rise of the Lycans'; Rhona Mitra wouldn't say no to Catwoman, but addresses the rumors.

Lennon Biopic 'Nowhere Boy' Gets its Cast.

Duncan Jones' 'Moon' Details Start To Emerge, which sound really interesting, by the way.

Exclusive: Derek Luke & Anthony Mackie of 'Notorious.'

EXCL: 'My Bloody Valentine 3D' Director Patrick Lussier; Full Gallery, Clips from My Bloody Valentine 3D.

Radha Mitchell in 'The Crazies' Remake.

Jaime King Explains Sin City 2's Development Troubles.

‘Tron’ Sequel Will Be Like ‘Nothing [You've] Ever Seen Before In Film,’ Promises Olivia Wilde. I'm not sure how it happened, but I already never want to hear about 'Tron' again.

Hilary Duff Takes On Bonnie And Clyde Remake. This is going to end well.


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