We had good light this morning, lots of sun, so I figured we'd use the kitchen table. Purple Arwen, with the magnanimity of the Smug Married, joined us as her stylist, since Eowyn was having some trouble with static electricity. Anna just came along to heckle.
"Not being able to see her hands is a problem."
"I'm sure people will assume she has hands!"
"Because people on the internet are generally so smart."
Please notice the netted gold lining on the oversleeves.
Also, her undersleeves actually lace up with gold thread.
Also-also, she has hands.
"This is so embarrassing."
"Arwen, get in there and do something about her hair, get a wet comb or something, it's all over the place--"
"Look, some of us just have really fine hair, Valerifro--"
"What, are you RACIST AGAINST MY HAIR now?"
"STUFF IT, ANNA!"
Eowyn comes warmly dressed for cold weather.
Also, some giant fleshy monster is trying to help her balance.
"SHAKE WHAT YOUR MANUFACTURAH GAVE YA!"
"BITE ME, VALERIOUS."
I wanted Eowyn to pose with Fugagorn's sword or Susan's bow or something, but then I realized I wouldn't want anyone to think that was included. The box says something about "Accessories," which is a blatant LIE, as Eowyn will tell you, because she got NOTHING. I mean, even the belt is attached to her gown. You know how you'll get a DVD and under "Extras" it'll say nothing but "Interactive Menus"? I think it's a little like that. Anyway. I haven't put up the auction yet, but I'll let you know when I do. I'm not sure what I should start it at (a dollar or something, probably), but I'd like to get at least $40 because that's what I had to pay to get her (despite a retail price of $19.99. Damn asshat resellers.