Cleolinda Jones (cleolinda) wrote,
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SAG Awards liveblog #2

Please welcome Evan Rachel Wood in--is that blue, green? I think it's green? She looks so much better now that she's got red hair instead of the Dita von Teese Special. She's here to introduce a montage of trailblazers: Charlie Chaplin, Shirley Temple, Jodie Foster... Haley Joel Osment? Fred Astaire, Bruce Lee, The Wizard of Oz, Hairspray, and... okay, now I'm starting to see a pattern with the Brave Gay Roles and the Maude abortion thing and the... Planet of the Apes? You've lost me again.

Ladies and gentlemen, Claire Danes in red! Our nominees sell things to help keep the economy afloat! Except for the nominees that don't! Best Comedy Series! I don't understand a damn thing that's going on in this show. 30 Rock wins! Congratulations, you can all go home now. They've made yet another deal as to who gets to speak this time, and Jane Krakowski has won. Except that she is not funny. Okay, "I was on Ally McBeal and this cast is a thousand times... heavier," I'll give her that one.

Frank Langella (GIGANTIC CHEERS. Seriously, we nearly had a standing ovation) and Michael Sheen (sorry your movie got beat by a mall cop, dude) are here to present a Frost/Nixon clip! It's shouty. God bless thirty-second clips taken out of context.

Please welcome! Greg Kinnear! Man, where has he been? Female actor in a supporting role! DAMN, Amy Adams has got some diamond chandeliers going there. Also, I love Kate Winslet's royal blue dress. And she wins, because the Screen Actors Guild is not going to be outdone by the Golden Globes! Three deep sighs: "Wow. What a year it has been in movies." Everyone should be given a medal! She is a bit lost for words! Hannah was a wonderful role although it made her insane! Applause for a mention of the late Sydney Pollack and Anthony Minghella. In the audience, Sean Penn looks dour, as if to remind us at home that this is the great triumph of his performance as Harvey Milk: actually smiling.


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