Amy Adams and Viola Davis from Doubt! What THE HELL is that THING on Amy Adam's dress? It's a great plum/burgundy/something color, a sheath dress, great fit, and then MALIGNANT GIFT BOW TUMOR. Who thinks these things are a good idea? I keep seeing them! I will never understand.
OH MY GOD IT GOT MARISA TOMEI, TOO! Great peach colored dress, GIANT SHOULDER PARASITE. Male actor in a TV movie/miniseries! Ralph Fiennes smiles into the camera, happy and mellow. I don't know what he's drinking, but I want some. Paul Giamatti wins, but cannot be here. Marisa Tomei's carnivorous bow is happy to accept.
Susan Sarandon in simple black with--oh God, the Annual Death March of Deathly Death. HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE UNTIL THE END. As many as I can catch: Charlton Heston, Ivan Dixon, Kim Chan, Don S. Davis, Majel Barrett, David Groh, Stanley Kamel, Harvey Korman (cheer), Edie Adams, Paul Scofield, Mel Ferrer, Sam Bottoms, Cyd Charisse (big cheer), Robert Prosky, Robert Doqui, Don LaFontaine, Patrick McGoohan, Christopher Allport, Dick Martin, Paul Benedict, Gil Stratton, Beverly Garland, Sydney Pollack (huge cheer), Isaac Hayes, Evelyn Keyes, Barry Morse, John Philip Law, Ruth Cohen, Ricardo Montalban, Augusta Dabney, George Furth, Van Johnson, Bernie Mac (cheer), Pat Hingle, Don Galloway, George Carlin (cheer), Richard Widmark, Estelle Getty, Bernie Hamilton, Roy Schieder, Eartha Kitt, Nina Foch, Paul Newman (huge cheer).
(No one holds their applause until the end.)