(Although, yeah, Aslan's headgames in the second movie were kind of bullshit.)
(From annlarimer: Madame Alexander made two Narnia dolls? Hmm. Lucy really works at that size, and the White Witch... really, really doesn't. It's kind of... chibi!Jadis. Needs moar evil.)
made_of_fail_pc: Episode Twelve: Buckets Of Explosions!
From foresthouse: Michael Dirda at the Washington Post has a new book discussion group. "The Reading Room is relatively new, so it needs to build up sufficient numbers to keep it open. I'm trying to spread the word. : )"
ohnotheydidnt broke LiveJournal.
Browsing knockoff fashion jewelry, I discovered a Casino Royale-style Algerian love knot necklace (hey hey!) and Bella's bracelet (sigh).
Cutbacks hit boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. NOOOO!
Nerd Merit Badges! Needs more fandom-related activities before I'll get interested, though.
Headset Vince fighting Church of Scientology through ShamWow proceeds: "He filed suit against them in 2004 for ruining his movie, his life, his business, and being dickholes. I couldn’t find any information on the outcome of this lawsuit, but according to ESPN, Vince is still fighting the good fight. And he is using every dime he makes from selling ShamWows and SlapChop as well as all the proceeds from Underground Comedy to fight them." (What's a ShamWow, you ask? Why, it'll absorb your fucking DOG!)
T-Shirt Hell is closing with a massive flounce: "Anyway, rather than cater to the masses, I'm just going to stop making shirts. It's not enjoyable anymore and I have enough money to move on to something more rewarding. Maybe I'll start my own hooker farm or maybe I'll practice sleeping. Whatever I decide to do, it will be better than this."
Mary-Louise Parker & 'Hedda Gabler' director feuding.
Is 'Waiting for Guffman' goin'...to Broaaaadway?!
Lost Executive Producers Answer 'Jughead' Questions; Can You Explain Lost? Theoretical Physicist Michio Kaku Attempts To; Sawyer Would Let You Beat Him Up; What's up with Lost's Nestor Carbonell not aging? And the 'guyliner'? Turns out he just has "really dark eyelashes."
'True Blood' set pics.
'Witches of Eastwick' Conjures Up Director.
Real Sitcom: A Vampire, A Werewolf And A Ghost Share A House [Being Human].
Showtime Intending To Turn 'The Tudors' Into Gay Porn, Apparently.
Images: Daniel Day-Lewis and Nicole Kidman filming 'Nine'; New 'X-Men Origins: Wolverine' Set Photos; First Look: Soundwave from 'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen'; Orlando Bloom gets fug for new role; 'Machete' Getting Less and Less Fake; Release Date, New Photo for 'Blood: The Last Vampire.'
Trailers and clips: EXCLUSIVE: Watch The ‘Race To Witch Mountain’ Super Bowl Spot!; Must Watch: One Final Trailer for Liam Neeson's 'Taken'; Exclusive Clip: Check Out Clive Owen In ‘The International’; New 'Echelon Conspiracy' (The Amazing Cell Phone-Based Thriller) Trailer!; A Trailer for Daniel Myrick's 'The Objective'; Meet The Mother Of Undead Bloodthirsty Babies ['Grace']; Watch This: 'Downloading Nancy' Trailer ("I believe I made history during Sundance 2008 by being the only one who actually liked 'Downloading Nancy'").
Watchmen pics: Snow Owl has a pimp coat, Dr. Manhattan has an important photo, Leotard Hitler has no pants; Dr Manhattan & The Comedian in Vietnam 1970; One Final Watchmen Poster Hits the Web!; New Watchmen video clip: My Chemical Romance "Desolation Row."
Neil Gaiman and Fairuza Balk at a Coraline screening; Discuss: Will 'Coraline' Be Too Creepy for Kids?
Daniel Radcliffe's Harry Potter stunt double seriously injured; Updates on Rupert Grint's 'Cherrybomb'; Harry Potter And The Zionist Conspiracy [Riddikulus].
Why J.J. Abrams doesn't sweat Star Trek details—plus a tiny spoiler!; Create Your Own Original Star Trek Story [Chart Porn].
New Moon Casting Call Launches Tween Exodus To Vancouver; Twilight Soundtrack Setting a Record; Stephenie Meyer Continues To Avoid Leaked Sequel, a story that is being re-reported across the internet for no discernible reason; The DVD Run Down, in which 50 smillion retailers are selling 50 smillion different special DVD sets, all of which are unique. And expensive.
Related: Kristen Stewart Hangs With Joan Jett, Preps For ‘Runaways’ Biopic; 'Ohio' movie cast may include Robert Pattinson, and apparently there's some professional jealousy involved? "Zac [Efron] and Justin [Timberlake] have been working for a lot longer than he has. There is a bit of jealousy there. Zac’s people want him to have the lead. And Justin’s people have asked that he get a lot of screen time.” Given that the movie is "based on the 1970 murders of anti-Vietnam War protesters at Kent State University," I'm sensing some award-bait jostling here.
‘Sherlock Holmes’ Exclusive: Robert Downey Jr. On MTV, Mickey Mouse And Bruce Jenner, Plus A Cameo By Jude Law!; Is That You, Sherlock?; Downey, Law Talk Sherlock.
Slumdog's Simon Beaufoy Writing 'Leap Year' for Spyglass.
B.J. Novak On ‘Inglourious Basterds’: ‘One Of The Coolest Movies I’ve Ever Seen.’
John Orloff to Write Ian Fleming Biopic. Actually, there was already a TV movie called The Secret Life of Ian Fleming with Kristin Scott Thomas (the poster looks nothing like the actual movie).
Tom Tykwer Adapting 'Cloud Atlas' with Wachowski Brothers.
Is 'Youth in Revolt' Being Pushed Back ... Again?
Alex Proyas Moving Forward with 'Dracula Year Zero' and 'The Tripods.'
Full Cast for Gore Verbinski's 'Rango.'
Will The Apatow Crew Follow Jason Segel Into Muppetland?
Jeffrey Tambor To Berate Michael Cera Until He Signs Up For 'Arrested Development' Movie.
Jeffrey Dean Morgan to terrorize Hilary Swank in 'The Resident.' Well, I know who I'm rooting for.
Fassbender, West & Kurylenko in Marshall's 'Centurion.' I like how they just went ahead and poached two of the actors from '300' and called it a day.
William Nicholson to Pen '1066.'
By the Power of Grayskull! We've Got a Director.
Aronofsky Promises His ‘RoboCop’ Will Respect Fans, But Weller Cameo Not Guaranteed.
How Battlestar's Ron Moore will 're-imagine' 'The Thing.'
Rumor: Robert Rodriguez Producing a Predator Reboot?! OH MY GOD HELP WE'RE BACK IN THE '80s I NEED SOMEONE TO BE MY CONSTANT
Wait, They Want To Put More Camera Confessionals Into 'Blair Witch'? And... a poetry reading?
Faye Dunaway thinks Hilary Duff is not a real actress; the world agrees.
Goku's Fists Get Their Own Cameras In 'Dragonball Evolution.'
Nuclear Energy Cost This Mutant Berzerker A Special Body Part [NSFW] [Found Footage].