(Related reminder: The Eowyn (Not Eowyn) and book auction ends tomorrow.)
I will, however, show you my favorite valentine-themed earrings. I think I've had them since high school at least, if not middle school. Each one has a pink stone and a white/iridescent stone, and the hearts are tiny lockets.
Snack Deathmatch: Hob Nobs vs. Tim Tams.
Zing, Zing, Zing Went My Heartstring:
For the first time in recorded history, a cat has left its owner a surprise on the floor that didn't require paper towels to clean up. Meet "Tux," who gave her owner Mandy A. a string in the shape of a heart. It's the Valentines Day gift that says "I love you... and I'm into rope."Want a rose for Valentine's Day? Turn in a gun. "Anyone who turns in a gun gets a free rose and an electronics store gift card. A handgun gets a $100 gift card, while a rifle or shotgun nets a $50 gift card."
Forget love, 'Hex your ex' on Valentine's Day.
Doctor Who, I Love You! [Valentine's Day In Space].
The Star Trek-inspired corset.
Clive Owen on The View promoting 'The International.' Or, as Defamer puts it, Ever See What Happens When You Throw a Whole Roasted Chicken Inside a Crowded Pitbull Kennel?
New Footage of Half-Blood Prince Due on MTV Later this Month?; Robert Hardy on his Former Role as Cornelius Fudge; "Defiance" DoP Eduardo Serra to Shoot "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows."
The 5 most annoying literary romances...and the 5 most romantic ones. Why this is controversial: Harry and Ginny are included as "most romantic" (Harmonians ahoy!); Edward and Bella aren't included as anything, because "I find that the love-at-first-sight thing, as well as the you-are-my-only-love-thing-but-Jacob's-p
Meanwhile, Twilight will have "a presence," "on more than one occasion," at the Oscars. I'm just scared as to how this might manifest. Two words for you: Phake Phantom. Also: The Twilight Ninja?
'Iron Man 2': Emily Blunt still in?; Eliza Dushku Wants To Bite Your Head Off [Iron Man 2].
First Funny 'I Love You, Beth Cooper' Trailer Hits.
Amy Adams shows a new side in ‘Museum 2.’ The tight-panted side, apparently: "It’s going to be an Amy Adams butt show."
Prince's Oscars after-party: You're so not invited. I just tried to imagine what Valentine's Day with Prince would be like, and it kind of blew my mind.