So, as you may recall, I had a package coming my way. Except that it didn't. I bitched about the delay--something like a week, I'm not even sure--on Twitter, as you do, and then! Thomas the UPS Dude who read my Twilight recaps rode in on Twitter to save the day! The Brown SWAT was called in! Intel was decrypted! A dark and stormy day: THE PACKAGE ARRIVED.
The Company from which The Package was sent (and to whose warehouse it got bounced back) was also as helpful as you could possibly hope for. This, for example, is one of the emails they sent:
Of course, we will do whatever we can here on our end... please let me know...
Gosh, your poor Edward has been very well traveled!!
Keep me posted...
"OH MY GOD, LOOK AT YOU."
"Most women do. I'm tired of it, really."
You may gaze upon his fabulosity. Does he dazzle you?
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