Twilight Movie Barbie Doll Assortment Case.
YOU KNOW I CAN'T NOT OWN THESE* BUT YOU KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE A TRAINWRECK, DID YOU SEE THEIR ARAGORN? THEY BASICALLY JUST PUT KEN DOLLS IN MOVIE OUTFITS OH GOD WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO ME
OH GOD YOU GUYS THERE ARE TWO EDWARDS. WHY WOULD THEY NEED TO MAKE TWO EDWARDS. YOU KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS. THINK CAREFULLY.
Meanwhile, for spectators of the Russet Noon kerfuffle, I feel that you should be aware that Peter David is running a round-robin "Potato Noon" parody ficathon on Friday. Also: Rifftrax Twilight Makes Vampire Angst Easier To Bite Into; 'Breaking Dawn': Not so fast ("As far as I know, Stephenie was still having meetings asking, 'Can we really make this into a movie?'").
* Yeah, I thought about it. I can totally live with not owning these, even for the lulz. It's too late to save my dignity, but probably not my wallet.