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Finally, the long-awaited, long-bitched-for day: NECA finally released their Bella figure, and I finally placed my order.

"It's so COLD here. Is it always like this?"




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I dunno about you guys because I haven't read the comments yet but uh... I'm kinda loving Bella, right now. XD If she ends up not like either of them this is gonna be hilarious. Poor TLE.

... Somehow I can see her chilling with Faramir and Legolas. Not sure how.

Special abilities:...attracts bad luck

Like the opposite of a talisman? Creepy. That'd be reason enough for me to keep her out of the house.

Squee!!

That is all I can come up with.

Tears! I am in tears! I think this may be one of my favorite episodes. TLE is just the cutest thing ever. I just want to eat him up. In a totally non-weird, I-don't-usually-eat-plastic sort of way.

HAIR-OFF. MELLOW. ♥

Also, while I kind of want to slap TLB, you made me love TLE, so I'm gonna keep the faith for a while~

"She's scented!" he gasped, his eyes shocked wide.

I WAS RIGHT! (well, the scented part, but I did say PVC and NOT freesia, specifically...)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bring on the Motherfucking Hair-Off, I am so ready for this!

You totally made my night. Thanks!

Okay, this is 5 kinds of geekery right here, but I never knew SMeyer had picked out birthdays for them.

Really, really astrologically incompatible birthdays.

He's a Gemini, she's a Virgo. Not good. One website I went to to refresh my memory literally wrote.

"these two are star-crossed from the beginning. Gemini treats Virgo as a boring creature. There are precise representations about sexual behavior in the Virgo's head. The Gemini will show indecision. After attenuation of passion's fire Virgo will start to grumble and criticize Gemini. Gemini will start searching for entertainment with someone else in his/her turn. Passions run on a low thermostat; their sex life soon turns chilly. This is going to be as short as flash relationship, which has not a chance to last long time. "

But, actually? Flipping to my Gigundous Horoscope Book of Doom, their individual birthdays are ... well, here:

Bella:
"Blessed with a remarkable level of concentration and resilient determination, they may face great obstacles (read: cliffs) to their success, but not for a moment will the outcome be in doubt for them."

"Because of their sincerity and dedication, they gain the respect of others, even those who vehemently oppose them and feel what they are doing is harmful. At a certain point in their lives those born on this day may change direction dramatically... once on this path, they will continue on it until the bitter (or happy) end."

"they have intense physical drives which must be satisfied as well (read: running on anti-headboard platform) They have a great biological need to share their life with an understanding mate or partner who is capable of completely accepting them, along with all their foibles."


Eddie:
"Day of Ecstatic Appeal"

He shares a birthday with Errol Flynn, Cyndi Lauper, Brian Wilson and Lionel friggin Richie. I demand a fanvid made to "Hello", now, right now.

Anyway..

"June 20th people have a way of arousing strong emotions and bringing them out. Exceptional people born on this day can even experience or allow others to experience a loss of rational orientation or a heightened state. Such a state in extreme cases may be trancelike, ecstatic, even hysterical. Powers of ESP, psychic and predictive abilities are not uncommon among June 20 people."

"They should periodically examine their logic, for if it is employed to serve purely emotional ends then it may not be reasonable at all."

"No matter how sensible or rational [they] appear, there is usually an underlying irrationality in their make-up. Because of this, excitement and emotionality seem to swirl around them. (read: panties)"

"Although June 20 people are ultra-sensitive to emotion they may not always be sensitive to the concerns of others at any given time."


weaknesses listed include: Overly emotional, repressed, and destructive.


I wish them all the best.

Can I just say, first of all, that I listened to David Cook's cover of "Hello" through my entire reading of Midnight Sun? It was extremely suitable.

allow others to experience a loss of rational orientation or a heightened state

Bella, like, passes out (and at one point her heart literally stops, while she's in the hospital) every time he kisses her. Well done!

(You realize everyone here is going to be like, "DO MY BIRTHDAY! DO MINE!," right?)

LOVE.IT.All. OMG, our TLE is a (tiny) tiger. Though I've been feeling sorry for Edward Dollen, he better not hurt TLE or I'll kick his ass.

Wait....ok, I'm officially over the edge. Kick a doll's butt? Hahahahaha!! The lulz are never going to stop now, TLB's arrival will see to that.

Cleo, there are no words. You are absolutely the best, thanks for making my day. :)

Oh, hell yes.

She's annoying (and, it has to be said, pretty weird-looking), but I was ambivalent about TLE in the beginning and I've grown to love him, so...reserving judgment. She's very true to her book self, at any rate - it's just that now her internal bitchiness has to be verbal.

But that bit at the end, especially the last photo, just killed me. I need to, like, print that out and frame it or something.

Ahaha! I scared my cat, laughing at "Oh, that is so mature." Just. Heh. heheheh.

Wow, The Littlest Bella's even more obnoxious than I remember from the books. And I love TLE to bits, but this can't end well even with his high-pitched snarling omgsquee!

A Motherfucking Hair-Off

CLEO, HOW ARE YOU SO AWESOME? HOW? LMFAO. :D :D :D

Hahaha. "A Motherfucking Hair-Off." Nice.

OMG I LOVE THE PICTURES.

And TLB is reminding me of Gerald Ford on SNL with the frequency that she falls down. :)

Is it bad that I'm finding her bitchiness really entertaining in a sick way? (especially because the Shelf crew will NOT tolerate such things, hee hee)

A+!

hoooshitt!!!!

LMAO! A Motherfucking Hair-Off!!! WHOO!!!! I hope TLE messes up The Largest Doucheward's hair!!

Also, TLB angers me. Maybe her and Tonner Edward are meant to be! Oh, that would create some dramz for TLE