MY STEPFATHER CUT MY JASMINE. JASMINE IS NOT A HEDGE. IT DOES NOT NEED TO BE TRIMMED. IT DOES NOT NEED A SHAPE. MY JAAAAAAASMIIIIIIIINE NOOOOOOOOO.
On the upside, our gardenias are finally coming out. Hydrangea blooms are still MIA.
I gave my mother an ice cream maker for Mother's Day (and it was on sale! You know how we feel about sales!). I am hoping for strawberry on Memorial Day.
For some reason I thought Memorial Day was next weekend, and was confused when everyone seemed to be treating this weekend like a holiday. You know. For some odd reason. I are smrt.
First (I guess?) shots from New Moon. (EW has them up now as well. Somewhere, MTV is gnawing its fingernails off with jealousy.) The ONTD post title is, I believe, the last thing Jacob says to Bella in the book, which still makes me laugh. Also, I can deny it no longer: Chris Weitz is cute.