"How could you give her a kitchen where she will burn herself or cut herself or get her hair caught in the refrigerator or drown in the sink and it's up so high you know she'll fall off and break off her legs or impale herself on a thumbtack you dropped and HE'S WATCHING HER! HE'S WATCHING HER!!"
"What? No he's not, he's over--EDWARD! EDWARD BIG-ASS CULLEN! YES, YOU!"
( What I heard was the tiny clatter of plastic and a shrill screamCollapse )