@cleolinda Got stalked back on the way out with my buffalo chicken sandwich. Back off, Sparkles, you don't eat people food.
@Eviey @cleolinda All I can picture is a Sparkles display escaping the store to watch you sleep at night.
@cleolinda @Eviey And in the 5 sec before the grim truth hits me, I'm going to wonder why there's a stand of magazines and candy by my bed.
--and ended up getting a sandwich from Charley's that pretty much knocked me out for most of the afternoon. I'm still yawning, honestly. (Have you heard my theory that just READING the word "yawn" makes people yawn? You're welcome.)
Also, broke a nail while gesticulating wildly (my hand hit a nearby cabinet; the nail broke off down to the quick). Only me, people.