Also, I have been so restless with the technical aspects of the process dragging on that I have actually started footnoting Twilight for next month's thing. (I will probably do these two sets and then cool it for a while and work on actual narrative projects. It's just that I have the vampire-related commentaries mostly done from working on them last summer, so... what the hell, why not. Also: my God, the repair bill dogpile.)
P.S. If you think the yawn thing was bad, imagine what it was like for me reading all your comments with the word "yawn" in them.
P.P.S. I almost forgot--a survey for the Twilight haters, if you could help octoberland out.
P.P.P.S. Thanks to quietselkie , it looks like I'm going to have another bit of edible Twilight merchandise to test For Science. I just hope it doesn't lay me out the way the conversation hearts did. That dazzle coating did vile, vile things to my intestinal fortitude.