Cleolinda Jones (cleolinda) wrote,
Cleolinda Jones

A Twi-spam like the Twi-spams of old

JESUS CHRIST Salon linked to my Twilight page GET IN THE CAR.

@cleolinda New Moon movie review, and it's EXACTLY what I feared having to sit through two hours of:

@cleolinda Well, makes it easier for me to write, I guess.

@cleolinda IDK, I am just really not into the oiled-up boyband jailbait. Give me the pasty one with the hilarious neuroses. At least he's legal.

Meanwhile, the Hollywood premiere was last night:

@cleolinda RT @hollywoodcrush crazy fan poster sayings at Westwood: "Jacob Black? I'd hit that. With a Volvo!" #NewMoonPremiere

'New Moon' Becomes Biggest Advanced Ticket Seller Ever!

@cleolinda @alliancesjr $100M. I am telling you. Telling you where I can link to it later as EVIDENCE.

(I'm to a point where it could make $120M for the weekend and it wouldn't even be shriekworthy on the podcast anymore.)

Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire. Warning: Gawker has discovered The Panties.

Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Chris Weitz Moviefone Unscripted Interview.

Taylor Lautner talks Team Taylor panties with Jay Leno. WHEN TWIMOMS ATTACK!

@cleolinda Speaking of which, Mom informs me that "Robert" will be on some show or other. "REALLY? WE'RE DOING THIS NOW?"

I did not think Tonner Edward could be made creepier. I was wrong.

Hollywood Crush Gets The 'New Moon' Burger King Promotion So You Don't Have To.

@cleolinda I'll say it again: air a commercial with Cardboard Edward watching that bastard The King sleep, and I'll start eating at Burger King.

Twilight fic "Wide Awake" gets namechecked on MSNBC. I'm sure this is going to end well for everyone involved.

Robert Pattinson fan hospitalised after poster fight. "A poster? Not even the real thing? Or a life-size cutout at least?" And then, for all that, it was TORN IN HALF, to the chagrin of King Solomon. Of course, it wasn't even at the premiere of the actual movie; it was at the opening night of some documentary called Robsessed, which pretty much explains everything. Shine on, you psycho diamonds.

(Zomg e-book! The Annotated Movies in Fifteen Minutes: Wizards!)

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