Please welcome! Jenna Fischer and Benjamin Bratt bring flutes of champagne onstage, as a nod to Ricky Gervais last weekend. "Jenna... these are prop drinks." "Oh... mine is real. Mine is very, very real." Best dramatic actor (TV)! WOOOOOs out in the audience for Michael C. Hall (was that a low cheer for Jon Hamm right as his clip started?). Hall and his cancer-surviving cap win (yes, that's what's going on with that).
Ladies and gentlemen! Carey Mulligan! In a much better-fitting dress than last weekend, kind of a reddish coral (under the stage lights; don't quote me on colors)! It's a clip from An Education. You know, we were talking about Clash of the Titans and how "TITANS WILL CLASH," its first tagline, was the height of laziness. So we started thinking of other Captain Obvious taglines, like, No Country for Old Men: FOR OLD MEN, NO COUNTRY. There Will Be Blood: BLOOD WILL BE THERE. And someone came up with An Education: SHE HAS ONE.
I... I just wanted to share that.
Please welcome! Christina Applegate and Chris O'Donnell! I stand by my approval of her dress, which is more of a powder blue now that I look at it now. Dramatic TV ensemble! Mad Men wins, to no one's surprise. We take an extra long time herding everyone, including children, onstage. SHOW US WHAT CHRISTINA HENDRICKS IS WEARING! Hm. Kind of red? It's not as bodacious as last weekend. What is, though?
Commercials!

