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I just... I don't even
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cleolinda
Okay, I really try to hold myself back on talking about Twilight. I know that's hard to believe, but there are SO MANY THINGS I could tell you about on a daily basis and I just don't, because I would like to be something other than just a straight-up Twilight blogger. (I was here before Twilight, people. I have been on this journal for six and a half years. There was a day, long behind us now, where I actually did not talk about sparklepires 24/7.)

HOWEVER.

I feel that we need to discuss this.

Three new stills came out on Facebook (...?) today. One: Bella and Jacob sitting in front of a campfire. I mean, I guess. Whatever: this is respectable. Two: Wolfboy-Sparkles standoff. Wow, I have NO IDEA why Bella would not choose the strapping, 7-foot-tall beefcake werewolf dude that a slouching Edward is STILL TOWERING OVER. P.S. Bella is two feet tall. Three: This happens.





There are so many things going on in this picture that you may miss our friend Jasper, he of the Mad Hair Disease, hiding behind Esme with the excellent Grace Kelly curls. I don't even know what to tell you.


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That third pic looks like an ad for Gap's denim section.

I won't even comment on Jasper's hair because I don't even know.

It totally makes me want to start singing about being a jet all the way. Only, in the forest.

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO JASPER'S HAIR? Which is to say, Jasper and his terrified faces and his crazy gravity-defying-vampire-hair are the only thing I liked about the first movie that time I saw it sober.

They're colour coordinated!

It reminds me of the family pictures that my stepmom used to make us all sit for - where we all had to coordinate. "Everyone wear some variation of pink!" or "Everyone wear jeans and sweaters. But plain ones, not ones with patterns. And girls wear your hair down."

Somehow I see Alice beind this.

Looks like Hot Topic will be stocking a CRAPTON of denim this summer/fall.

THESE ARE THE JEANS OF A KILLER

Thanks, I just woke my boyfriend laughing. :D

(Note to self: do not read LJ in bed at 1:00am.)

I see Emmett's not in that picture. He must be too cool to be caught with his blue-jean jacket family.

I-I don't even know what to say about Jasper's hair. If it's like that for this whole movie I might just cry.

Which is weird, because if I can picture any Cullen in head to toe denim, it's Emmett. WTF?

Jasper's been at Edward's collection of hair care products, I see. God, I don't even know what to say either.

Edit: The scariest part of all this? That Alice had to have seen it coming.

Edited at 2010-03-31 01:49 pm (UTC)

what is this i don't even doesn't compute must find brainbleach....

Ok. I'm fine now. That's just... I don't even....sigh. All I can say is I wish my hair could look like Jasper's. And that's just wrong.

Edited at 2010-03-31 01:46 pm (UTC)

i KNOW! jasper's hair is quite pretty...but its girl hair people! what is it with male vampires and having nicer hair than me? www.imdb.com/title/tt0338526/

Noooo, please tell us on a regular basis. I don't know how CH made Twilgiht so damn rewatchable, but her casting choices UGH. I get it that they couldn't replace the Cullens, but WHY DIDN'T CH REPLACE TAYLOR WHEN HE HAD THE CHANCE?? It's no accident SM had him grow up to look like a TALL 27 year old damn it

I know that the appreances bug people, but srsly, the only time his being tall was important was when Bella said "Gee you're really tall." I don't think 100% visual accuracy is ever that important unless it has a plot point.

I don't even care what everybody else looks like, Carlisle is looking fiiiiine, and will once again be the only reason I see a Twilight film.

I fail at being a teenage girl.

I have to admit, that scene in the second movie where he's picking the glass out of Bella's arm? Had more chemistry with her there than Jacob did the entire movie.

They're starting their own Osmonds style family band. Think of the hits!

Werepuppy Love.

Crazy Sparkles.

I'll Be Your Long Haired Sparklepire from Psychoville.

Those are the only Osmond songs I know, otherwise I'd be hammering this joke over and over like an undead horse!

I'll Be Your Long Haired Sparklepire from Psychoville

Heeee! I wish that song existed now.

Oh my Lord, he looks like he walked out of a French operahouse or something.

Sparkly Phantom? DO NOT WANT.
And now I've got lyrics in my head.
"Little Bella let her mind wander,
Little Bella thought, am I fonder of sparkles
Or of fursploding or humans,
Or of getting old--eww--
Or of whining...
No, what I love best, Bella said,
Is late at night when I climb in my bed
And the sparklepire watches me sleep in my bed
He'll always be watching me sleep in my bed..."


So the Hollywood Costumers' Guild went on strike and nobody noticed?

Is their family motto "The family that color-coordinates together, stays together"?

The part that really upsets me about this Gap ad? that Alice is supposed to be this really awesome fashionsita (i loved that about her!) and she's wearing... dropped crotch awkwardly fitting skinny jeans? and the completely wrong necklace for that outfit!

I couldn't figure out who Esme was for a min, she looks odd.

they all look odd. DNW

But it's not a necklace! It's her ~*Cullen Family Crest™*~ choker.

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