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Yesterday was not a good day for Mom; all her painkillers are making her itch, so the doctor switched her to Darvocet, which didn't actually kill any pain worth a damn. So now she's back on Dilaudid ("That's the shit that Lindsay Lohan got fucked up on!" "...That's bad"), but the itching is bearable, now that she knows what the alternative is. She's also really frustrated--in part because her physical therapy hurts, but also because she's not making as much progress as she (the overachiever) would like. And also, because the therapist was late, AGAIN.

(The last time I wrote about our non-adventures in recuperation, I was kind of assuming that y'all knew how close we are, but newcomers to the journal may not be as aware of that. Let me put it this way--we have the kind of relationship where I say, "That's the shit that Lindsay Lohan got fucked up on!," and when she says, "That's bad," she's not talking about my language. If I'd been telling you those stories in person, it would have been in a very affectionate tone--one of the reasons I was going on about how depressing Australia looked was because that was making her laugh. So I think my tone came off a bit crankier than I meant.)

So to distract herself, she's been half-watching various movies on cable, intending to keep them in the background while she dozes, but then watching them anyway--possibly because I'm in the room, and she keeps wanting to tell me things (the normal order of things is that she intends to watch the movies and then falls asleep instead). Yesterday was G.I. Jane ("This is one of my favorite movies"), then Behind Enemy Lines ("This is another one of my favorite movies") and then 2012 (one of her new favorite movies). She really likes action and/or suspense (but not horror), the more disasters (including but not limited to shit blowing up real good) the better. I mean, I also like these things, except that I don't like to think about the world ending (I saw a story in the Weekly World News when I was eight about how the world was going to end in six months, so I was terrified for the next six months, because I was eight). Well, and I'm not so interested in the military-themed movies, which she really is. We do have a mutual appreciation of shit blowing up, though. What I'm saying is, we'll watch whatever she wants.

She loves Jodie Foster: Badass Mom movies, so she sees that Panic Room is on this morning, and of course she can't resist it. (I even remember seeing it in the theater with her back in the day.) I think one of the reasons she particularly wanted to watch it again was because she suddenly realized a few weeks ago that--"Bella? That was BELLA? That gawky little kid was BELLA?" (Man, I oughtta put on Goblet of Fire and blow her mind.) So we're sitting here watching it, and I'd forgotten how cool the opening credits are, and I had only half-remembered that it's a David Fincher movie, and then HOWARD SHORE? I LOVE HOWARD SHORE! Man. Now that he's done Eclipse, that right there is a trivia question waiting to happen.

So here's Baby Kristen Stewart, and Mom says, as one might expect, "Look at her!"

"I know, it's--"

"Her eyes were dead even then! Look! There is NO EXPRESSION IN THOSE BLACK ORBS!"

My hand to God, y'all. That is word-for-word. So now she's camped out in bed, her knee being moved up and dowwwwwn, up and dowwwwwn, by a rickety machine created for this purpose, alternately dozing and snarking the movie. I have taught her well.


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Your mother is awesome in so many ways. :3

Yeah, she sounds amazing.

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If I can sucker her into it, I absolutely will. The funny thing is, she saw it back when it first came out on DVD, and while I have pointed out the relevant facts to her before, she absolutely can't remember any of it.

Ask your doctor if its okay for her to take a low dose of benadryl with her pain meds. It would make her sleepier but might quiet the itch.

I was going to say the same thing. I can't take most pain meds without doing benadryl to counter the itching. It will probably knock her out a bit, but for now that might not be a horrible thing anyway.

Your mom, Cleo. I LOVE YOUR MOM. There is NO EXPRESSION IN THOSE BLACK ORBS! I nearly fell off my chair laughing.

Also, I vaguely remember thinking she was a boy in Panic Room. And I think we need some Twilight-related trivia, to show what my friend calls "the Twilight capacity to ruin the talent of everyone involved".

I really hope your mom feels completely better soon.

I vaguely remember thinking she was a boy..

Well, when you see this:



I DON'T BLAME YOU.

Your mother is made of win.

Oh, some kick-ass girl movies:
Thelma and Louise
GI Jane
Witches of Eastwick
The Craft
Heathers
Alien (the very first one)

I'm probably about the age of your mother, as is probably apparent from the age of my recommendations here.

She LOOOOOOOVES the second Alien(s) movie. She used to have me watch it with her when I was a kid--again, probably about eight years old--and I was always like I AM LITTLE AND THIS IS SCARY, WHAT IS WROOOOOONG WITH YOUUUUU? Of course I love it now.

Your mother is such a riot. I hope her knee heals well. (Do not mention to her that we heal more slowly when we get a little older. I can just imagine her reaction!)

She actually heals really well, usually, and she does everything she's supposed to do. I think she's disappointed that she's not powering through it by sheer force of will as fast as she thought she would.

Your mother is the coolest mother who ever mothered.

I'm glad your mom's snarking!

I remember that Weekly World News article. I also remember crying almost every night that WE WERE ALL GOING TO DIE.

I was nine. I'm glad I wasn't the only one scarred in the supermarket check out line.

I saw a headline once stating that the world was ending on New Year's Eve that year, and on December 26th the moon would turn blood-red. I was 7 and traumatised and anxious for months.

WOuld she be interested in owning a DVD of Panic Room for her very ownself? I have one I bought a million years ago (okay, like, 7) and she can have it if she wants.

Aw, she has one. She's just watching whatever's on cable as kind of a luck-of-the-draw thing.

I'm glad your mom's doing better, Cleo. She sounds awesome.

"Her eyes were dead even then! Look! There is NO EXPRESSION IN THOSE BLACK ORBS!"

DIED laughing just now; Demon Baby, y'all.

Man, we had no fancy machine for my mom's knee. Instead, we did what her father (my grandfather) did- she rocked herself in a rocking chair. Now that chair is storage for pillows. XD

My mom had to fight with the doctors about her pain meds. Only one really works for her, but they wouldn't believe her. It was like they believed she was seeking the medicine. She finally got the stuff that worked.

My mom now has two replaced knees. We tell her we are slowly going to turn her all cyborg.

MamaCleo is TOTALLY MADE OF WIN.

I may have fallen off of my computer chair giggling. In the middle of work. I got a lot of strange looks, but it was worth it.

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