However, no matter what happens to us, we still don't have it as bad as Edward Fashion Cat.
We Were There: Cat Fashion Show at the Algonquin Hotel - Gothamist
(courtesy of @atherness on Twitter)
My first reaction to this was to scream and close the browser (this is my reaction to about 65% of links people send me). Then I opened it again (this is my reaction to about 83% of that 65%) and laughed my ass off. I want to feel sorry for this cat, but--look at him work that shit! Please.
However, the longer I
Over the next 24 hours, I was able to answer at least two of these questions:
1) This. This is where you buy wigs for cats.
via dontfloataway on Tumblr
2) I ended up seeing--oh, who sent it to me?--a different set of pictures...
Fur-ocious Pics From The Cat Fashion Show - NY Fashion News at Refinery29.com
Okay, now I feel sorry.
...in which I saw, for the first time, that Edward Fashion Cat is also wearing the little Cullen crest bracelet. At which point I believe I cried "Oh my God, no!" at the computer and went off into a fresh paroxysm of laughter. And then I stopped cold, because I finally realized how you fit a cat for a tiny, terrifyingly accurate jacket: you don't. You steal the outfit off a Tonner Edward doll. You know, like the one
And then I was all like, "brb, dying of shame that I own a doll with the same outfit they're torturing this cat with," when I stopped cold (again) to wonder: we know where you get cat wigs. Also, I just used the phrase "cat wigs" like there's nothing infinitely wrong with the very concept of cat wigs. But we don't know where they got this cat's (somewhat astonishing) cat wig.
DOES THIS MEAN THEY SCALPED A TONNER EDWARD?
These are the questions that haunt my dreams.
ETA: omg send help, laughing too hard
NO SLEEP TONIGHT
I've already done my duty helping cats named Edward Cullen get rescued. Someone else is gonna have to pick up this one.
Speaking of Tonners and Twilight, Alice Dollen starts shipping on Monday (8/16). Alice Dollen is not shipping to me on 8/16, but maybe I can get her for Christmas. My point is, Tonner Alices are now at large in the world, or will be next week.
@Ceilidhann: @cleolinda Does the Tonner Alice try and dress you up instead of the other way round?
There's only one way to find out.