First Look at Paul W.S. Anderson's Three Musketeers. Pictured: Mads Mikkelsen and
So I pretty much just pulled out my phone, went to the calendar app, and booked that weekend for a Fifteen Minutes. Come on. It has Orlando Bloom, Mads Mikkelsen and swords. There's no use pretending. It's going to happen.
(Related: Hot Toys' new Freakishly Lifelike Christoph Waltz.)
Meanwhile, two items of note from the Smart Bitches:
@SmartBitches: You Guys. Book title of the week: Hold me Closer, Necromancer. http://amzn.to/8ZUNgY
@SmartBitches: From JenD: The Team Bella t-shirt: http://bit.ly/9lCsk0
Hollywood Has Made a Whopping $7 Billion Off Vampires. For the handful of people in the world who haven't seen this macro yet: go look at the accompanying picture.
'Saw' Director James Wan to Helm Vampires-in-Prison Pic 'Nightfall.'
Jeremy Renner to Co-Star with Tom Cruise in 'Mission: Impossible 4.'
Jim Carrey's Gay Prison Flick is Finally Coming Out! So to speak. (Gay prison romantic comedy with Ewan McGregor, no less.) (Maybe if they were gay vampires in prison?)
Tron's Got G-G-G-Girls!? Poster.
'Julia's Eyes' Trailer: Going Blind is Creepier When Some Guy is Following You All the Time. OKAY SO I DON'T LIKE THIS AT ALL BECAUSE I HAVE A THING ABOUT EYES AND I REALLY DON'T LIKE THE PICTURE THAT GOES WITH IT MAYBE WE CAN GO SEE THE MOVIE WHERE JAMES FRANCO CUTS HIS OWN HAND OFF INSTEAD DO NOT WANT.
Three TV Spots for Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole.
Fantastic Fest to Literally Bury Moviegoers Alive for Crazy 'Buried' Event. I can't think of any way this would go horribly wrong, and neither can the lawyers with the ream of paperwork for you to sign first.
Does M. Night's Short Film with a Half-Naked Penthouse Pet Mark the Start of His Comeback? ...what?