I have been clenching my jaw today, apparently--if I knew I was doing it, I wouldn't do it!--so now I have an all-over skullache, BUT! More importantly!
First Look at Paul W.S. Anderson's Three Musketeers. Pictured: Mads Mikkelsen and Percy Jackson Logan Lerman. Opening in 3D on April 15, 2011, the action adventure also stars Matthew Macfadyen, Ray Stevenson, Luke Evans, Christoph Waltz, Milla Jovovich, Juno Temple, Orlando Bloom and James Corden.
So I pretty much just pulled out my phone, went to the calendar app, and booked that weekend for a Fifteen Minutes. Come on. It has Orlando Bloom, Mads Mikkelsen and swords. There's no use pretending. It's going to happen.