Cleolinda Jones (cleolinda) wrote,
Cleolinda Jones
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Slightly less tired

Firstly: a follow-up on the $500 eBay Werewolf Transformation Spell. YOU GUYS. The vampire one is EVEN BETTER.

SO I HAD MENTIONED VAMPIRE ABILITIES RIGHT? OK WELL LET ME EXPLAIN THAT. WITH THIS SPELL YOU CAN CHOOSE YOUR OWN VAMPIRE STRENGTHS AND WEAKNESS’S. SO WHAT EVER ABILITIES YOU WANT YOU WILL TELL ME AND I WILL TELL YOU IF ITS A POSSIBLE ABILITY TO HAVE. HERE IS A LIST OF THE MOST POPULAR VAMPIRE ABILITIES SOME LIKE.

1) STRENGTH

2) SPEED

3) PSYCHIC POWER

4) INVISIBILITY

5) TELEPORTATION

6) IMMORTALITY

7) NEVER GROW OLD

8) X-RAY VISION

9) SHAPESHIFTING

10) TIME TRAVEL

SO THAT IS A FEW IDEAS FOR YOU.

LET ME SAY THOUGH THAT IF YOU FIND SOME EBAY VAMPIRE SPELLS OUT THERE FOR LIKE $20,$50,$80 WHATEVER, THEN I ASSURE YOU THAT THEY ARE SCAMMERS. ALWAYS IF YOUR SEARCHING FOR A SPELL AND SEE THE SPELL YOU FIND AND ITS PRICED KIND OF HIGH THEN IT IS MOST LIKELY LEGIT.


This one, since you mention it, has been marked down to $500--as of last night, it was going for $2850. Draw your own conclusions.


Secondly, from kellyrfineman: "Today [a day which was before actual today] is the launch of Breaking Waves, an e-book anthology featuring some heavy hitters from the fields of science and science fiction/fantasy, including Ursula Le Guin, Tiffany Trent, Vonda N. McIntyre, David Levine and more (including a poem by me, in the interests of full disclosure). The e-book comes in four formats, and costs $4.99 U.S., 100% of which will go to the Gulf Coast Oil Spill Fund, which is doing a lot to help fishermen & their families, abandoned pets (SPCA) and environmental monitoring down in the Gulf following the BP oil spill."


Thirdly: linkspam!

New Oxford American Dictionary Adds BFF, Bromance, Hockey Mom & LMAO Entries. I'm sure the Oxford English Dictionary is acting like it doesn't even know us right now.

'The Fighter' Trailer: Mark Wahlberg and Christian Bale Duke It Out.

Orlando Bloom: Pompadour For The Three Musketeers!

Sacha Baron Cohen to Star in Freddie Mercury Biopic. 

'Goosebumps' Live-Action Adaptation Coming From 'Disturbia' Writer.

'Paradise Lost' Adaptation Lands 'Crow' Director Alex Proyas.

Sweet Baby Jesus Director Doesn't Get Paid.

You'll Have to Wait Longer for The Cabin in the Woods.

All That Bullshit with Joaquin Phoenix Was Fake, After All. Not that anyone thought it wasn't, but it's nice to know for sure that Casey Affleck wasn't filming and enabling the downward spiral of his own brother-in-law.



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