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My favorite month of the year! All the fun of Christmas and my birthday, but none of the emotional baggage!

@cleolinda: YOU GUYS. I might leave the house TWICE this weekend. #omg

Meanwhile, this happened:

@cleolinda: He would be eaten on sight. RT @erincragg: @cleolinda i would love if you included this in secret life of dolls http://bit.ly/bnQzQt

@queenanthai: @cleolinda TLE: "I WANT TO FEEL SHAME BUT I JUST CAN'T."

@cleolinda: @queenanthai My understanding is that Bieber hits on aaaaaall the ladies. An e-friend of mine was like, "Um, no, you're eight."

@cleolinda: @queenanthai So you can imagine how long a Bieber doll would last on a shelf full of jealous male dolls. "Tender, like veal!"

@cleolinda: People are now offering to send me a Justin Bieber doll solely to feed to the Edwards.

@queenanthai: @cleolinda I love that context does not help your tweets. YOU ARE LIVING AN AWESOME LIFE.


Go vote in snacky's scary media deathmatch! Today is Psycho vs. Scream.

From salamandersam: "I have t-shirts for sale!" Bisexuals Do It Both Ways.

New Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1 Poster; Mark begins Deathly HallowsHarry Potter: Leaky Live Coverage: J. K. Rowling Interview on Oprah Winfrey Show. Let's not focus on the fact that, as revealed in this interview, Michael Jackson wanted to do a Harry Potter musical. Let's focus on the fact that she said no.

So, this movie is never happening. Or, "Studio to shoot The Hobbit damaged in fire."

Denali clan cast for 'Twilight: Breaking Dawn.' I am not even kidding: I get a little queasier every time we get one of these headlines. Physically uneasy. Because... it's really happening, isn't it? I still can't believe I read this book, much less that there will be a movie of it.

DiCaprio, Maguire and Seyfried to Star in Baz Luhrmann's 'The Great Gatsby'?

‘Social Network’: Natalie Portman was Aaron Sorkin’s secret weapon; ‘Social Network’ star Jesse Eisenberg’s cousin works at Facebook. Awkward.

Meryl Streep, Julia Roberts Are Mother-Daughter Team in 'August: Osage County.' 
Poster for Depp and Jolie's 'The Tourist.' 

Second Trailer for 'Paramormal Activity 2' Scares Up Online.

The incredibly sad tale of a woman and her dragon [Video].

The Avatar-Inspired Masturbation Toy, For The Man Who Masturbates To Avatar. Oh God. I didn't understand what this tweet yesterday was about. Now... I do.

Ciaran Hinds to Play the Devil in 'Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance.' I just... I don't even know. Is there all that much money involved in sequel to a movie no one wanted to see in the first place? Do esteemed actors ever look at the piles of scripts on their coffee tables and go, "This one looks AWESOMELY STUPID, it is IMPERATIVE that I do it"?

Emma Thompson to Give Orders in Men in Black 3. Seriously, I'm asking.

Cloverfield Comes to Norway in Trailer for Troll Hunter.

'Stretch Armstrong' Writer Acknowledges The Gravitational Pull Of Taylor Lautner's Abs. "We have to create a whole mythology for this character, because there’s nothing — there’s no conflict, because it's not based on anything except a stretchy toy." SO YOU NOTICED.

Scared stupid: Dumbest horror movie plots. I'm sorry, you will never convince me that "murderous tire" is not genius.

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I don't think I like this world anymore, Breaking Dawn gets closer and closer to being real while The Hobbit continues to suffer.


It's the most unfarest thing on the planet.

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And I'm hyped for HP7. SO HYPED.

I am experiencing woe and foreboding about the likelihood of The Hobbit ever being made.

There just seems to be a loooot of bad luck surrounding it. :'( I wanted my Hobbit!

Do esteemed actors ever look at the piles of scripts on their coffee tables and go, "This one looks AWESOMELY STUPID, it is IMPERATIVE that I do it"? You just described Nicholas Cage's decision making process.

Oh wait, you said esteemed.

Ciaran Hinds to Play the Devil in 'Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance.'

Dude, you were Julius Caesar! You're better than this! (Also, didn't they have someone else playing the devil in the first movie? Whenever I try to remember it, all I can come up with is a vague sense of resentment for having had to see it in the first place.)

"Though it sounds like it could go either way, there's added rumors to suggest that Luhrmann might be leaning towards 'Gatsby' -- casting possibilities boasting the likes of Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire and Amanda Seyfried."

If this happens, all of my 12 year-old fangirl fantasies will be realized (minus Amanda Seyfried, natch). If there's singing, I might explode!

If the Edwards need a fluffy snack, I might be able to find the Bye Bye Bye *Nsync puppets in my house that my sister had.....

I wish I knew why the Hobbit movie is so CURSED. This is worse than Terry Gilliam's bajillion of shelved projects.

I think anyone who knows anything about Breaking Dawn feels just as uneasy as you do. When it'll actually start filming I think I'll have a perpetual stomach ache.

I am so pleased to see The Eye in that list of dumbest horror movie plots. My husband works in the cornea transplant field, and around the time this movie came out he met someone who found out what his job was, glanced around conspiratorially, and whispered, "So... that movie... does that really happen?"

I hope he said yes. lol


You could appease Mama De Cleo's desire for a Pallas Cat and get Iorek a sparring partner at the same time. :D

So cute! I agree, get one of them. :)

What the hell is going on with The Hobbit?!
I still hope they will be able to make it before my lifetime is over.

I'm fond of October myself. I like cool, blustery days (preferably windy but not wet).

Re: Sintel
I think that is the most awesomest thing I've seen in a long time. Though very very sad.

I refuse to have anything to do with media whore Oprah, so this news of MJ wanting to do an HP musical? ...I think I died a little inside. Thank the gods JK said no.

...I may have to force myself to see NM and Eclipse, because the fuckwittery of BD is compelling me to see how this shit is going to happen. ...And it scares me. A lot. I think Imma go throw up nao.

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"This one looks AWESOMELY STUPID, it is IMPERATIVE that I do it."

I'm pretty sure this is exactly what Samuel L. Jackson said as soon as he heard the title of Snakes on a Plane; apparently he didn't even want to know anything else, and simply agreed to it on the spot.

Come to think of it, doing that from time to time would be super fun; basically any movie on the Scifi channel. Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, yes; Sharktopus, no. Standards still exist, even here.

Baz Luhrman is doing the Great Gatsby??? AWESOMESAUCE!