Cleolinda Jones (cleolinda) wrote,
Cleolinda Jones


My favorite month of the year! All the fun of Christmas and my birthday, but none of the emotional baggage!

@cleolinda: YOU GUYS. I might leave the house TWICE this weekend. #omg

Meanwhile, this happened:

@cleolinda: He would be eaten on sight. RT @erincragg: @cleolinda i would love if you included this in secret life of dolls

@queenanthai: @cleolinda TLE: "I WANT TO FEEL SHAME BUT I JUST CAN'T."

@cleolinda: @queenanthai My understanding is that Bieber hits on aaaaaall the ladies. An e-friend of mine was like, "Um, no, you're eight."

@cleolinda: @queenanthai So you can imagine how long a Bieber doll would last on a shelf full of jealous male dolls. "Tender, like veal!"

@cleolinda: People are now offering to send me a Justin Bieber doll solely to feed to the Edwards.

@queenanthai: @cleolinda I love that context does not help your tweets. YOU ARE LIVING AN AWESOME LIFE.


Go vote in snacky's scary media deathmatch! Today is Psycho vs. Scream.

From salamandersam: "I have t-shirts for sale!" Bisexuals Do It Both Ways.

New Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1 Poster; Mark begins Deathly HallowsHarry Potter: Leaky Live Coverage: J. K. Rowling Interview on Oprah Winfrey Show. Let's not focus on the fact that, as revealed in this interview, Michael Jackson wanted to do a Harry Potter musical. Let's focus on the fact that she said no.

So, this movie is never happening. Or, "Studio to shoot The Hobbit damaged in fire."

Denali clan cast for 'Twilight: Breaking Dawn.' I am not even kidding: I get a little queasier every time we get one of these headlines. Physically uneasy. Because... it's really happening, isn't it? I still can't believe I read this book, much less that there will be a movie of it.

DiCaprio, Maguire and Seyfried to Star in Baz Luhrmann's 'The Great Gatsby'?

‘Social Network’: Natalie Portman was Aaron Sorkin’s secret weapon; ‘Social Network’ star Jesse Eisenberg’s cousin works at Facebook. Awkward.

Meryl Streep, Julia Roberts Are Mother-Daughter Team in 'August: Osage County.' 
Poster for Depp and Jolie's 'The Tourist.' 

Second Trailer for 'Paramormal Activity 2' Scares Up Online.

The incredibly sad tale of a woman and her dragon [Video].

The Avatar-Inspired Masturbation Toy, For The Man Who Masturbates To Avatar. Oh God. I didn't understand what this tweet yesterday was about. Now... I do.

Ciaran Hinds to Play the Devil in 'Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance.' I just... I don't even know. Is there all that much money involved in sequel to a movie no one wanted to see in the first place? Do esteemed actors ever look at the piles of scripts on their coffee tables and go, "This one looks AWESOMELY STUPID, it is IMPERATIVE that I do it"?

Emma Thompson to Give Orders in Men in Black 3. Seriously, I'm asking.

Cloverfield Comes to Norway in Trailer for Troll Hunter.

'Stretch Armstrong' Writer Acknowledges The Gravitational Pull Of Taylor Lautner's Abs. "We have to create a whole mythology for this character, because there’s nothing — there’s no conflict, because it's not based on anything except a stretchy toy." SO YOU NOTICED.

Scared stupid: Dumbest horror movie plots. I'm sorry, you will never convince me that "murderous tire" is not genius.

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