Meanwhile, I didn't quite grasp this fact the last time I mentioned it, but
foresthouse is having her keratoconus eye surgery on Thursday, not some vague indefinite "soon." If you've ever wanted to send me money for writing about movies or dolls or linkspam or what have you--please think about sending it to her instead; her PayPal address is emilyesse @gmail .com (take out the spaces). I mean, there are so many of you here that five dollars would help, if you could. If you'd rather send me money, I'm dailydigest @yahoo .com (and I will turn around and give it to her). And foresthouse herself writesask_deadpool, she co-founded and works on the North American Discworld Convention (NADWCON), and she's my agent and she needs to be able to see to do these things and I don't know what else to do. Except "write faster," maybe.... I've just now found out that my other grandmother is in the hospital after having been in a car accident. It sounds like she's going to be okay, but she did break some ribs, and they've put her in ICU because of her age.
What's that, Tiny Tim? You need a new crutch? I'm sorry, all I have tonight is linkspam. It's a lot of good stuff, but pretty much without commentary because I'm a little wrung out at the moment.
'The Hobbit' Will Be Directed By Peter Jackson; February 2011 Start Date Set.
'Iron Man 3' set for May 3, 2013.
Keith Richards is Back for Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.
Gotham Award Nominations Give 'Let Me In' Surprise Buzz.
Zack Snyder's 'Superman' to Focus on Early Days of Superman.
James Cameron May Direct 3-D 'Cleopatra' Epic Starring Angelina Jolie: Does This Affect 'Avatar 2'?
New Trailer for The Fighter: Mark Wahlberg and Christian Bale Step into the Ring for 'High-End' Audiences.
'Paul' Teaser Trailer: Simon Pegg and Nick Frost Chase an Alien.
Trailer for Gus Van Sant's 'Restless.'
Official Trailer for Inarritu's 'Biutiful' Arrives.
Trio of Pics of Knightley, Mortensen and Fassbender in Cronenberg's 'Dangerous Method.'
International Art for Black Swan Debuts.
Mark Osborne to Direct The Little Prince.
'Pride and Prejudice and Zombies' May Star Scarlett Johansson and Bradley Cooper.
Jessica Lange and Sam Neill Join Channing Tatum and Rachel McAdams in ‘The Vow.’
Charlaine Harris gets another TV show, featuring detective work, casual sex and ghosts! [Grave Sight]
Sarandon in Fright Night Remake After All?
McQuarrie Approached to Pen Top Gun Sequel.
Hellraiser remake to make Pinhead more hip and teen-friendly.
McG to Tell '300'-Style Version of Christopher Columbus Story. D: D: D:
Iron Man 3? GROAN.
And I'm not sure if you saw it or not, but there's eight new Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows TV spots. They're EPIC.
http://www.mugglenet.com/app/news/show/3860
Dear Lord, please send that winning lottery ticket soon. Thanks.
Here's a little sympathy for Anna too:
"More nudity and over-the-top violence? That chains-with-hooks gag is getting so old hat!"
"No, no, don't be ridiculous. Hellraiser needs to be more TEEN FRIENDLY."
"By george, you're right! Forget all that namby-pamby people-walking-around-with-no-skin flim-flam. Let's get hip up in heeeerrrrr!"
That is the worst thing I have read all week. Possibly all month.
McG to Tell '300'-Style Version of Christopher Columbus Story.
There aren't enough emoticons in the world for how much of a bad idea this is.
Uh....huh?
How does that even work?
(Oh great, now I have this mental image of Columbus going THIS. IS. AMERICA! and drop-kicking some poor sod off the Mayflower.)
I cant stop laughing.
This is going to end well.
I hope she gets better.
You see, you're in a comic.
This is so awful. This is like a black hole of awful, yea, a wretchèd singularity of awful.