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So. As far as I know, both of my grandmothers are stable.

Marie Claire is a bunch of jackasses who apparently set their "provocative blogger" up to fail for the page views.

And lo, the internet rose up as one and smote them thus.

Pallas cats playing in jack-o'-lanterns make me feel better. (Thanks, @giishu.)

I was able to put up the third signed copy of Movies in Fifteen Minutes for auction, and I am considering doing 1) a Year of Postcards from me, 2) a year from The Littlest Edward, because (as we all know), he is craftsy, and 3) a year from Galadriel, who would be able to drop dark hints about future Secret Life developments.

New Made of Fail episode: It Gets Better. I've just started listening to it, but it seems to be partly about this month's national bullying dialogue, if you will, and the horror genre for Halloween. Note: their January episode just went for $500 at the foresthouseeyes auction. I don't even know.

Also, you need a plush Wizard of Oz monkey in your life.


HEY LET'S HAVE SOME ACTUAL LINKSPAM.

'Batman 3' To Be Titled 'The Dark Knight Rises,' Won't Feature Riddler.

Thousands of Protesters Fight to Keep The Hobbit in New Zealand; 'Hobbit' Will Stay and Shoot in New Zealand; ‘Hobbit’ director Peter Jackson talks about casting a ‘heartthrob’ dwarf (Exclusive).

Captain America: New EW cover!; More Captain America Photos.

Tom Cruise MI movie to be called Ghost Protocol; 'Top Gun 2' Update: Tom Cruise's Maverick Will Have Starring Role.

Ridley Scott Sweet On 'Dragon Tattoo's Noomi Rapace For 'Alien' Prequel; The third Aliens Vs. Predator movie would have served as a prequel to Alien [Video].

Exclusive: Noomi Rapace Kicks the 'Hornet's Nest'; ‘The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets’ Nest’ Millennium Trilogy giveaway. 

Exclusive: Noomi Rapace on Her 'Sherlock Holmes 2' Role.

Attn foresthouse: 'Deadpool' Update: Adam Berg Closing In On Director's Chair?

Official: James Cameron Will Make Avatar Sequels His Next Films; 'Avatar' sequels: Dec. '14 and Dec. '15.

Gorgeous New Looks at Disney's 'Tangled.' 

Sam Elliott, Roger Sterling Up for J. Jonah Jameson? I can't believe we're doing this all over again. Particularly since that character was cast so perfectly the first time around.

Hardy Hunts Snow White, Lee Finds 'Pi' and Wahlberg Hugs McFarlane's 'Ted'; Charlize Theron: Snow White's Evil Queen!

Update: Keith Richards NOT Cut From PotC 4; Richard Griffiths in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.

Timberlake and Seyfried Spotted Filming Their New Thriller.

Ridiculously creepy illustrations from Stephen King's new collection.

'I Love You Phillip Morris' Review: It Was Worth the Wait.

'Breaking Dawn' Supporting Cast Announced, But Who Will They Play?; VIDEO: Daniel Radcliffe Makes Funny Noises in Teaser for The Simpsons Halloween Special; Kristen Stewart Chimes in on Breaking Dawn Script and Pregnancy Suit. Someone showed me a link to a Bella in Childbirth Halloween costume that--I can't show it to you. I can't. If you are able to find it through Google, may sparkle have mercy on your soul.

And finally: Uwe Boll's Next Movie Is About An Overweight Female Superhero Named 'Blubberella.' Nobody tell Marie Claire.



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Oh, for fuck's sake, Marie Claire. I'm glad I never paid for any of the e-issues of you I have.

I would only buy that monkey if I wished never to see my mother again.

(The Wizard of Oz scarred her for life against monkeys.)

You know, it might be useful, come to think of it...

I was never a fan of Marie Claire,but now I want to punch them in the ovaries repeatedly.

"The Dark Knight Rises": eurgh. Didn't he do most of the rising in Batman Begins? What's he rising from? I don't like it.

I bet it'll make sense if the villain is Catwoman.

HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Someone showed me a link to a Bella in Childbirth Halloween costume that--I can't show it to you. I can't.

You are emailing this to me RIGHT NOW.

Sam Elliott, Roger Sterling Up for J. Jonah Jameson? I can't believe we're doing this all over again. Particularly since that character was cast so perfectly the first time around.

NOES. Add me to the list of people who were hoping he'd somehow sneak through into the reboot cast :C

The pallas cats made me feel better too :)

I think one of my cats must have looked a little like that as a kitten, short tail and fluffy fur.

A Bella in childbirth costume?

Good lord.

Sam Elliott, Roger Sterling Up for J. Jonah Jameson? I can't believe we're doing this all over again. Particularly since that character was cast so perfectly the first time around.

I'm still a bit O_O over the fact that a reboot for X-Men and Spider-Man are already being made.

Uwe Boll's Next Movie Is About An Overweight Female Superhero Named 'Blubberella.'

*headdesk*

Consternated Chan icon for the win.

(I still don't know what to make of this remake thing. Seems...like a fast turnover, I guess.)

Marvel, I love both of those actors, but really...really...no one's going to complain about casting J.K. Simmons again.

Not casting J.K. Simmons almost ensures that I'll spend all of J. Jonah Jameson's scenes thinking, "They should have gotten him back."

O CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN, WHY SO GORGEOUS?

Captain America looks amazing. The costumes! The sets! They have Cap's old shield design for WWII-era fighting (AS IT SHOULD BE)! The only thing that would make it better would be... keeping the goddamn Nazis. Nazis are an integral part of Steve's history, you cannot have the Cap without puttin' on the Reich. No one is gonna buy this HYDRA shit.

And could they not afford blue contacts or something? I mean, I can deal. It just makes me sad when it's an easy little thing and they're already spending a bajillion dollars on a half-period superhero film. (All the Harry Potter fans want to push me out a fucking window right now, I'm sure.)

Re: O CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN, WHY SO GORGEOUS?

Right on about the Nazis. How can you do a Captain America without a scene of Steve punching Hitler right in the face? It is the single most iconic America, Fuck Yeah moment in comic book history.

Marie Claire trying to be edgy and controversial (in the most juvenile, offensive way possible, of course) is just the most pathetic thing ever.

Pregnant!Bella seems like it would be a pretty easy costume to make. You'd just need a ketchup-covered baby doll, a sweater with a hole in it, and contempt for all your well-meaning friends and family members.

Marie Claire to the Internet, on trolling:
"It was you, all right? I learned it by watching you."

You know, I got all aflutter thinking that Peter Jackson had actually cast a hot dwarf in his movie. Then I find out it's a hot guy he's going to make a dwarf with CGI magic.

there is a depressing lack of little people in the dwarves and hobbits. do not like.

Yes, agreed. There are many opportunities for little people to act as stand-ins, wearing costumes and masks to double for the named actors, as happened in LotR. But they're not exactly starring roles.

Rated S For Batman Returns Spoilers

The Marie Claire thing is horrible, how can people be so mean? Well, it's not really surprising coming from a fashion magazine.

Aw, too bad there's no Riddler, I was hoping to see David Tennant play him, it would've been awesome. However-if Catwoman does show up, I will be so happy (if she's done right). Although it would be even better if a serious movie starring Catwoman gets made. Although Batman Returns has a great, very sad Catwoman story, and Catwoman is this close to being the lead; she takes down the human villian (who is EVIL and had to die). And it does seem that she survives, what with the cat watching the Bat signal at the end.

Yay, they're filming in New Zealand! Yay, Peter Jackson is directing! Yay, they have a plan! It's kind of odd that they're making two movies out of it, but there is a lot of material there.

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I suspect part of the issue is keeping a genuinely freaky and terrifying(ly clever) Riddler from just turning into Joker 2 (now with less Ledger).

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