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: cleolinda; December 1st, 2010

We (and by "we" I mean "me") at Cleolinda Industries bring you a variety of goods and services, including movie news linkspam, TV and book recaps, award show liveblogs, Movies in Fifteen Minutes, The Secret Life of Dolls, and an embarrassment of sparklepire-related content. (You can also get The Annotated Movies in Fifteen Minutes: Wizards e-book at Lulu; there is a published Movies in Fifteen Minutes out there, but it's somewhat rare now.)

~*AND NOW*~ there is also a tip jar. This is it.

~*~ omg ~*~ look ~* it's right here*~
what? I just thought the button looked kind of lonely by itself

~*tap dance*~ omg ~*sparkle*~

You can also shop at Amazon and Entertainment Earth through my affiliate ID. In particular, I get store credit at Entertainment Earth, which I'm going to use towards Secret Life of Dolls. The Amazon Honor System (donation function) is no more, however. If anyone knows of another donation method they'd prefer, let me know.

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diddakoi

2010-12-02 02:39 am (UTC)

Does... does this entry really have no comments? It seems so lonely without comments. It's just not right. So here is a comment.

diddakoi

2010-12-02 02:48 am (UTC)

Are you aware that the paypal email receipt has your full name on it? I know you always wanted to keep that private.

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Maybe a little late for this now, but... —

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starlady42

2010-12-02 02:46 am (UTC)

I am intrigued by your ideas, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

(no, really)

I would like to set up a recurring monthly payment -- I have both your blog and your Twitter in my Google Reader, and am quite delighted to kick a few dollars your way each month for the entertainment, but can't really do so as a lump sum at the moment owing to graduation costs. However, I can't do that as a 'buyer' on Paypal, and the chances of me remembering to do it each month are pretty much nil. Do you have a Business or Premier PayPal account? If so, you can set up a Subscription option and the lazier among us (including me) can just subscribe for a certain amount each month, which will go out automatically. I found the 'Subscribe' function/button under the 'Create Buttons' menu on the 'Merchant Services' page (I have a Business account) and it seems relatively straightforward. Anyway, if that's too much work or wouldn't work out for some other reason, no worries -- I'll just try to remember at the beginning of each month ;)

cleolinda

2010-12-02 02:54 am (UTC)

I think I do have a business account, actually (why in the world do I? There was a reason at some point). Let me look into that.

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melayka

2010-12-02 03:06 am (UTC)

Suggestion: it may be useful to pin a link to this in a permanent place that's easy to locate, like on your sidebar or on your User Info page, so we can find the button and donate fluidly from here on out ~~as payday and inclination allow~~. Or you could make a wee banner icon, like those for Free Rice, etc., to put on the bottom of all your entries. Then you don't have to keep mentioning it, or re-linking to it or whatnot, but it's always there and open for donation.

cleolinda

2010-12-02 03:20 am (UTC)

Top of the page, next to "user info." : ) I'll put it in the side bar as well. And I'll probably link to it on "content" entries, like recaps or Secret Life.

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coryrain

2010-12-02 05:15 am (UTC)

I just want to add, about fscking time!
*runs off to throw a few dollars at ya*

iamsmr

2010-12-02 02:09 pm (UTC)

I agree with all, but I'm agreeing with this comment in particular b/c of the added bonus of the Snape icon :-)
TIP JARRRR! *victory lap*

sun_star_n_moon

2010-12-02 05:38 am (UTC)

You do so much for us, I was more than happy to throw you a couple of dollars! You've earned it! =D

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ala05

2010-12-02 06:02 am (UTC)

I will happily throw money your way, because you have given me lots and lots of laughs and entertainment. I was only able to give a bit right now, but I'll kick in more when payday comes around! :)

alexthedevil

2010-12-02 01:58 pm (UTC)

there is a published Movies in Fifteen Minutes out there, but it's somewhat rare now.

This makes me sad :( I didn't realise that.

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ziggyzabel

2010-12-02 04:41 pm (UTC)

Don't know if you are aware, Cleolinda Industries shows up when you're making the donation, but the receipt page after and history log still shows your real name...

Done!!

ivycolon

2010-12-02 08:12 pm (UTC)

I think that this is a brilliant idea!

Oh fudge I didn't knew about the amazon link :(

andromedabastow

2010-12-03 04:00 am (UTC)

I just bought like 50 bucks of Christmas shopping and I'm broke for the moment. I won't even buy my Eclipse DVD and probably save it for my birthday in march. Now I will make sure to link to Amazon from here every time I shop for crap, specially Twilight ones. Its only fair ;)

Also you shouldn't call Twilight embarrassment. We are going to force you to make a clarification on video like Anne Rice did. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEht5W2Ha74

Also question. Is there any book where humans evolved and created their society knowing they were prey to vampires? Like Homo Sapiens vs Homo Sanginus?

Of course you can answer when you feel better no rush.

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vega_pleiades

2010-12-04 06:10 pm (UTC)

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hestia_04

2010-12-05 03:36 am (UTC)

How do you shop at Amazon thru your affiliate ID? An awful lot of my $$ goes to Amazon, if you can benefit I'd be glad to do it.

cleolinda

2010-12-05 03:50 am (UTC)

I think if you click through the link up there--

http://www.amazon.com/?&tag=thedailydiges-20&camp=0&creative=0&linkCode=ur1&adid=1BG6BGRPE2WS4KCKP6ND

Thanks!

trash_addict

2010-12-05 10:02 pm (UTC)

Cleo, you have given me so many laughs over the years. Some has tipped for now (Merry Christmas!) and I'll see how I'm going again after Christmas :)

dark_roast

2010-12-08 09:17 pm (UTC)

I want you to know that I donated to your tip jar this morning, for the first time. About thirty seconds before I was about to go out and buy my lunch -- because I was too lazy to pack it last night -- one of my co-workers came over and handed me a box lunch left over from a meeting.

Donating to Cleolinda Industries is scientifically proven to increase good karma!*

*Individual karmic results will vary. May not result in acquisition of free chicken poblano sammiches.

cleolinda

2010-12-08 10:55 pm (UTC)

It does sound delicious, though.

rlandigil

2011-11-26 06:47 pm (UTC)

I was gonna donate $1 per laugh - but I would already be up to like, $10 and I don't have that kinda money, so sending some now and whenever else I can. thanks for the belly laughs!

criarlogomarca

2013-07-30 10:00 pm (UTC)

I will give :D

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Oh fudge I didn't knew about the amazon link :(

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