cleolinda

So I pushed through a depressive funk and liveblogged the Golden Globes last night, because once the Heather and Jessica were on Twitter talking about how cracked-out some of the fashions were, I knew I would hate myself for sitting this one out. I have been doing this for far too long to give up now. Also, I decided that if I got over myself and fought through it, I could go buy myself a small treat (a 40% off coupon relevant to the situation didn't hurt). I think I will keep it off-story, because we already have enough vampires characters running around The Secret Life of Dolls. But yeah. /cryptic

Other things were also said elsewhere:

@cleolinda: It's so weird. I've been liveblogging things like this since 2001-ish, and now you can't find anyone who *isn't.*

@cleolinda: I was liveblogging on a GEOCITIES PAGE, people. Is it time for Jello yet? WHERE ARE MY DENTURES.

@cleolinda: Meryl Streep isn't nominated this year, is she? I don't know why we're bothering with this whole charade then.

@cleolinda: Because she's the best drunk ever. Maybe she'll get up and accept someone else's award anyway.


@cinematical: Check out a full list of all #GoldenGlobes winners http://aol.it/70XuCD

@fuggirls: Wake up with our Globes coverage! We've got HBC, J.Lo, JanJones, and more coming on the half-hour: www.gofugyourself.com


@marcusgilmer: If you were like me and missed the Gervais monologue, @GawkerTV has you covered: http://bit.ly/f74gTo

@Movieline: Judd Apatow and at least anonymous member of the HFPA had a problem with Ricky Gervais last night. Should we though? http://bit.ly/ezbCGs

They also say that several celebrities (or Their People, rather) have called to complain. So it looks like he won't be invited back. Even though, as I pointed out (on the last liveblog entry?) that if this was Gervais's second year, then they knew what they were getting into.

@rabartlett: It says a lot about what Hollywood thinks of itself when they hire a comedian who regularly takes on God, but are shocked when he mocks them.

To be fair, Gervais also rounded out the evening by thanking God for making him an atheist.


@DawnTaylor666: Really? They actually cut the audio on Bale?

@snacky: My mother just told Christian Bale "enough is enough" in Armenian. He drove her to speak a language she isn't even fluent in.

Apparently they bleeped him because he was trying to lean down and shout to Robert De Niro that he is "the shit."


@JohnFugelsang: I tuned in late but I think I saw Alec Guiness & David Bowie give an award to Count Chocula.

I have spent more time than I should have trying to figure out which award he was talking about. "David Bowie" might possibly be SWINTON? I don't know?


Truth: @marcusgilmer: In 2004, Lindsay Lohan split into two, kinda like Gollum. The good one is now known as Emma Stone.

@Salome: Is that why ES is so tangerine tonight?


@EWJohnYoung: Claire Danes on winning her second Golden Globe: "Now I can actually stuff my bra, cause I got two!"

Good loser, or best loser? @SofiaVergara: I don't care!!! I already have my Golden Globes!!!!!!!!hahhahha


@SmartBitches: I have just seen a preview for "Gnomeo and Juliet." A movie in 3D. Oh, no.

@cleolinda: What in the name of God was that. Garden gnomes and... what.

@snacky: @cleolinda I think I have more nightmare fuel to add to the hip-hop hamsters.


And finally: Kermit Bale rides again.