I did not sleep very well, is what I'm saying.
Which is pretty much what the couch looked like by the time the dogs had finished piling onto me.
Meanwhile, longtime reader
spectralbovine writes,I'm raising money for 826 Valencia, which provides writing workshops for students from elementary school through high school as well as resources for teachers. They offer one-on-one tutoring for everything from fiction to college application essays. They even publish their work in books, which does wonders for their self-esteem and confidence. They also run the pirate store in the Mission, and I try to support them when I can because I believe in their mission to promote the literary arrrrrrts.
On February 17, 826 Valencia is hosting a Spelling Bee for Cheaters. I am on a fundraising team of LIBRARIANS (Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe), and the more money we raise as a team, the more we can cheat in order to beat such luminaries as Pulitzer Prize-winner Michael Chabon and the inimitable Lemony Snicket, not to mention Adam Savage from Mythbusters, John Vanderslice, and Tracy Chapman. Of course, the real reason we're raising money is to benefit the children. Every little bit, from $1 to $100, helps keep these programs free for students. It's a great organization and a fun fundraiser that I think would be relevant to your readership! I'm trying to raise $5,000, and I think I can pull it off with everyone's help. Here's my donation page. Thanks!
While you consider this, I have to go assist my mother. She's now under the bed with a hammer. "Your job," she says, "is to call for help."
ETA WTF:
@cleolinda: I just found a bottle of 1995 cabernet sauvignon under my bed. I HAVE NO IDEA.
@cleolinda: Oh. Here's a bottle of white from 1993, a binder full of research I'd torn up the house for, and an old dog chew toy.
@cleolinda: This is even better than the time I found a bottle of vodka in my DVD cabinet. Also: a five dollar bill and 60 cents in change!
@alliancesjr: Under your bed? Seriously?
@cleolinda: SERIOUSLY. I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
@alliancesjr: Step 1: Plant Bottles of Wine. Step 2: ....? Step 3: PROFIT
@justinpie: wouldn't you have been like 15 then?
@cleolinda: I wasn't even living in this HOUSE then!
@justinpie: oh right
@cleolinda: MAYBE IT IS GHOST WINE
@justinpie: SPIRITS
@cleolinda: ba-dum-tishhhhhh
@cleolinda: Two bottles of wine I have never seen before http://twitpic.com/40a7di
@elizabethdehoff: Oooh. OK, it's actually quite possible that both of them will be good -- maybe even exceptional!
@cleolinda: How did we even end up with wine this good in the house?
@leanwellback: seriously, that red would go for about $60. It's one thing to find cheap mystery alcohol, but quality wine is quite another.
@particle_person: Well you have to tell us how good they are! Excellent excuse to invite friends for wine tasting party!
@cleolinda: "There's wine under my bed and you're invited!"
@particle_person: EXACTLY. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. "Bring cheese."
@tokaikko: The Wine Fairy paid you a visit? I wonder what you're doing right that I'm not.
@cleolinda: You can't explain that. RT @queenanthai: @cleolinda http://twitpic.com/40acc6
@particle_person: Any chance your sister was doing a little smuggling from the parental stash and needed a place to store the loot?
@cleolinda: I really don't think so--she drinks hard liquor, mostly.
(What? She's twenty-five now, she can do that.)
@particle_person: It really can only be the Wine Fairy then.
@cleolinda: All I can think is that maybe I was going to take it to a party? And then didn't go? But then how did I get such good wine?
@particle_person: EVERYBODY SEEN A LEPRECHAUN SAY YEAH
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