Cleolinda Jones (cleolinda) wrote,
Cleolinda Jones
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Oscar liveblog #5

Here's Anne Hathaway in a girly tux and a ponytail! There is a tradition of singing at the Oscars (OH GOD NO)! She wanted to sing a duet, but SOMEONE BACKED OUT. A HUGH JACKASS, as it were. With HUGE RETRACTABLE CLAWS, she sings. Hugh Jackman, laughing, flinches backwards in his seat JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL WHAT IS THIS. Here is... James Franco stomping out dressed up like... Marilyn Monroe. You know. The pink dress. And a blonde wig. Diamonds are a girl's best friend, and pink is a stoner's best color. "The weird part is, I just got a text message from Charlie Sheen." "Shall we introduce the next presenters?" "LET'S DO THIS!" *satin glove clap*

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