So I got my hair did, and I am woozy from chemicals and not really textually or bloggatively coherent, so I say unto you: discuss X-Men: First Class, which I thought was fun but kind of a mish-mash of story, but with some great looking actors speaking many languages (one of my favorite things) who put in far better performances than they had to, and also January Jones. Who wasn't bad, just kind of... there. In many undawears. Also: Prologue Nazi Kevin Bacon. Because why not.